Friday, October 16, 2009

Slim Down

A lot of the blogs I read are diet/fitness related, and they always have really insightful tips about healthy eating and exercise.

Here? Not so much.

I say eat what you want and if you're not happy with your body...well, I can't help you. I'm not an expert in anything health related and I don't act like I am.

I am however an expert in Jurassic Park quotes, but that may not help you do anything. Ever.

But I have discovered a great way to lose weight quickly! Just follow these easy steps:

1) Take LSAT.
2) Apply to law school.
3) Get in to law school.
4) Go to class.
5) Take both research final + Torts midterm + turn in first memo (EVER) in span of five days.

AND CHA-CHING! You'll drop weight like a prize fighter.

Seriously, my mileage has dropped to below 10 miles a week (far below it...try like, 4 miles) and I've managed to lose weight by stressing out.

I know I'm just losing muscle that took me a year and hundreds of miles to accumulate, so I'm not exactly jazzed about it.

BUT I feel a comeback coming...


  1. Ahh just wait until the bar review :) Ha! It's like the ultra diet!

  2. lol...maybe i'll enroll in law school to lose my baby weight, sounds like a good deal

  3. Uh, yeah. Maybe I'll skip the law school thing. From what I've heard from friends, the first year really is as bad as life gets.

  4. We miss you at RTV, come back and see us! Maybe we can help motivate you....